WELCOME TO ...

It's not just for breakfast anymore...

The MARDI GRAS edition!!!!

...and this is your brain when you smoke Mardi Grass.

Yes, it's the web page from the same Cajun Marine who brought you such classics as:

Stir the ROUX for me, I'll be back after the war.
How to field-strip a crawfish in under 30 seconds.
K-BAR... the ultimate catfish fillet knife.
Small unit tactics for squirrel hunting.

And back from their
'S.T.D. Clinics Across America' tour...

The TOSS MAMA to da' GATOR band!!

For concert information call: BR549.

The staff here at WEB GUMBO
(that be me, CLAMZO, and my P.A.O. who has been on leave due to an Altoids infection)
have put together a package to help you prep for Mardi Gras season.

Just study the reference material:

not on the CMC reading list yet.

Then when you're ready, take the.........

The MARDI GRAS TACTICS Quiz

Objective: answer 7 questions correctly. JavaScript required!

1. WARM-UP: Where was the first Mardi Gras held?

Mobile
New Orleans
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2. The word Mardi Gras is cajun for....

Fat Tuesday
Call-in sick Wendsday
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3. The majority of tourist that get robbed at Mardi Gras are...

Yankees
Yankees
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4. The Catholic Church banned Madri Gras due to it's pagan rituals in what year?

Do what?
Who put this question in here?
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5. Who was the most decorated Marine (bead count) at the 1999 Pensacola Mardi Gras?

Da' Cajun Gunny
Da' Cajun Gunnys thief...uh, I mean...Daughter
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6. What tradition is conducted the day after Mardi Gras?

Command urinalysis
SACO interview
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7. To succcessfully secure your share of Mardi Gras beads, you must use...

Speed and coordination
Repeated butt strokes and various LINE training manueuvers
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8. Name one tactical use for Mardi Gras beads.

Ranger Beads
Army decorations (they wear everything else on their uniforms)
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9. When is Mardi Gras 2000?

March 7
Every day at Web Gumbo
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10. Have you ever been blackmailed due to a Mardi Gras photo?

...still making payments
Can I use a life-line?
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This edition of WEB GUMBO also includes the first ever....

REMOTE GUMBO CONTROL
(Cajun Technology for da' 21st Century)

Just use the button above to take you to other WEB GUMBO pages.
(Web Gumbo not responsible for lost luggage, missed connections, canceled reservations, and stale peanuts)

When you're done, come on back and e-mail me!

or... try to find the SECRET GUEST BOOK PAGE link (hidden somewhere on this page)

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This page is not endorced by: The United States Marine Corps, my Catholic Grandmother, two thirds of the house band, most yankees, most Army types, most yankee Army types, the makers of sppell check, small breasted women, and the doctors at your friendly neighborhood STD clinic.

untill next time....
CYBER FI

Da' CAJUN GUNNY

our mascot
waiting for the Mardi Gras parade
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'POO-YIE' da' gator